Contact

The best way to find me is on Twitter – buttonsarentoys! You can also email me at buttonsarentoys (AT) gmail (DOT) com.

If you need my home address, cell phone number, social security number or PIN, you’ll have to tweet me and give me a reason. A few examples of good and bad reasons:

1. To steal money from your bank account. GOOD reason. I will laugh wholeheartedly if you are able to make off with more than enough to buy a few burgers at McDonalds. (I write a BLOG for a living, you know that, right?)

2. To give you money. GOOD reason. See #1.

3. To stalk you. BAD reason. You are creepy. Please go away now.

4. To spam you text messages. BAD reason. You are annoying. Please go away now.

5. I am the Prince of Nigeria and I have Eighteen Million US Dollars and I need to give it to you right away. GOOD reason. Just let me know where to email my bank account information.